bigknd
24-06-2006, 23:01 16
A wealthy lawyer had a summer house in the Canadian backwoods. One weekend he invited a new Czech immigrant over to stay with him. Both were out picking berries for breakfast when two huge bears, one male, one female, came up to them. The lawyer fled but the poor Czech was caught and swallowed whole by the male grizzly bear.
The lawyer drove to the forest warden’s office and begged him to come and save his friend before it was too late. The warden grabbed his double-barrelled shotgun and they drove back to the place of the attack. The two grizzly bears were still there.
“He is in that one,” shouted the lawyer, pointing to the male grizzly, but the warden aimed and shot the female grizzly instead.
“What did you do that for?” screamed the lawyer, “I said he was in the other one!”
“Exactly,” said the warden. “Would you believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?” :character0110:
The lawyer drove to the forest warden’s office and begged him to come and save his friend before it was too late. The warden grabbed his double-barrelled shotgun and they drove back to the place of the attack. The two grizzly bears were still there.
“He is in that one,” shouted the lawyer, pointing to the male grizzly, but the warden aimed and shot the female grizzly instead.
“What did you do that for?” screamed the lawyer, “I said he was in the other one!”
“Exactly,” said the warden. “Would you believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?” :character0110: