Ernie
04-07-2006, 12:48 44
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A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him<o:p></o:p>
for £500.00. So they spent the night together.
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In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have<o:p></o:p>
any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque<o:p></o:p>
and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
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On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that<o:p></o:p>
the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for<o:p></o:p>
£250.00 and enclosed a note:
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<o:p></o:p>
**********************<o:p></o:p>
Dear Madam:<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of £250.00 for rent of your<o:p></o:p>
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented<o:p></o:p>
the apartment I was under the impression that:<o:p></o:p>
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1. It had never been occupied.<o:p></o:p>
2. There was plenty of heat.<o:p></o:p>
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.<o:p></o:p>
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Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied,<o:p></o:p>
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following<o:p></o:p>
reply....
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<o:p></o:p>
****************************<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Dear Sir:<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful<o:p></o:p>
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is<o:p></o:p>
plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you<o:p></o:p>
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire<o:p></o:p>
someone to remove your furniture<o:p></o:p>
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him<o:p></o:p>
for £500.00. So they spent the night together.
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have<o:p></o:p>
any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque<o:p></o:p>
and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that<o:p></o:p>
the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for<o:p></o:p>
£250.00 and enclosed a note:
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
**********************<o:p></o:p>
Dear Madam:<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of £250.00 for rent of your<o:p></o:p>
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented<o:p></o:p>
the apartment I was under the impression that:<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
1. It had never been occupied.<o:p></o:p>
2. There was plenty of heat.<o:p></o:p>
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied,<o:p></o:p>
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
************************
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following<o:p></o:p>
reply....
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
****************************<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Dear Sir:<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful<o:p></o:p>
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is<o:p></o:p>
plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you<o:p></o:p>
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire<o:p></o:p>
someone to remove your furniture<o:p></o:p>