bob
17-07-2006, 13:55 32
A school teacher in Calne asked her class to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see a scooby meet and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good too, Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate.
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated, because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Pauline has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :scared0018:
"fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see a scooby meet and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good too, Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate.
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated, because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Pauline has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :scared0018: